I saw a truck for Dr. Cool Heat and Air Repair the other day and the fellow driving it was, shall we say, lacking in outward cool. This guy didn’t have a katana. Hell, he didn’t even have a mustache. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for December, 2015
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Hey there loyal reader, I’m kinda taking a mulligan on this one so I can get Christmas ready for my daughter, but you have my word that I shall deliver a three comic week sometime in the near future to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I almost didn’t do this comic because I’ve already made the quintessential Elf on the Shelf joke, but who am I to deny you my genius? I AM SUPER HUMBLE. SO AWESOMELY HUMBLE!
I’m avoiding the internet entirely until after 7:00 P.M. tonight. If you need to reach me before I see Star Wars, go to the deepest part of the woods and hoot like a barn owl. I’ll find you. IT HAS […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Have you seen the trailer for Star Trek: Beyond? I did, and there’s a dirt bike. MUDDIN’ IN SPAAAAAAACE
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I don’t think I’m doing Christmas comics for the rest of the month, but don’t be surprised if I do. YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
We took our daughter to a Christmas Parade the other night and all the floats were tossing out candy like it was Halloween part deux. It was a far cry from the parades of my youth. They were way colder […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t look it directly in the eyes, that’s how it marks you. There are people in my family (you know who you are) who do Elf on the Shelf and go all out, setting up amazing dioramas on a daily […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If someone asks me for spare change or a dollar I’ll give what I got. I do miss the days when the question was, ” Can you spare some change?” Every time I’ve been asked recently the person launches into […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
