I’ve been trying to cut back on my soda intake. I think I’ve done a pretty good job but it isn’t easy. If only there were a sodaholics anonymous. I guess if there were it’d just be full of idiots like me going, “I fired up the Playstation and I’ll be damned if I wasn’t halfway through a sixer of Mr.Pibb before my character loaded in Destiny…I really gotta pee.”

I NEED A SURGE PROTECTOR!