I love broccoli florets, they’re delicious. I made the mistake once of buying a bag of frozen vegetables labeled “Broccoli” instead of “Boccoli Florets”. What that bag contained was a collection of the hardest broccoli stems and wiltyest leaves I’ve ever seen. You’ve destroyed my trust, broccoli. Only time will tell if these wounds will ever heal.

Have a great weekend, you crazy kids!