Did you ever let a fart and it sounded like your ass was calling out to something?

On another note, I saw Jurassic World and it was a damn good time. I’ve read and heard some unfavorable reviews and for the most part all of them try to compare it to the original Jurassic Park. You can’t do that. Jurassic Park was one of those once in a lifetime movies, a sequel is never going to capture that magic and wonder. To compare it to another Spielberg classic, look at Jaws. There isn’t ever going to be another Jaws, but there were sequels to Jaws, and if you compare them to each other then the films are just harmless, fun entertainment. You can find things to like in those films. Compare them to the original however and they are trash movies.