There’s a hole in the eaves of my home that’s been there for almost a decade. The other day I saw a squirrel hanging out in there and I gave it a very stern talking to. I don’t want to jinx myself but it seems to have kept it from taking up residence in my attic. I’m pretty sure that means I have psychic control over all animals. DO NOT DEBATE ME ON THIS!!

Have a great weekend, you sailors on the sea of tranquility.