There’s another one of those movies about the secret lives of pets/animals coming out and it may very well be good, I don’t know. It’s probably full of dialogue about how wacky being an animal is. Everybody thinks talking animals would be all sunshine and rainbows, but I’ll tell you this: some of those pets have seen some shit. So the next time you wish that your cat could talk, just try to remember when it saw you wash your ass in the tub when you ran out of toilet paper.

Your pet would probably tell you to enjoy a time lapse video as well.