The air is thick as hell here in Alabama. On top of that it’s very hot. LETS TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER!!!!!!!

Typically when the weather shifts, my head tries to explode. I’ve managed to avoid being laid up by severe headaches lately, but since the demons in my skull are ever aware of my goings on, the fact that I’m gloating about my health will probably cause them to seek retribution in the form of mind-boggling pain. What are the sinuses actually for? Can we use them for sonar? Do they allow our heads to fly, like the hollow bones of birds? Or are they simply here to destroy the lives of the innocent? DEAR GOD, TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

You know what’s not going to cause you pain? This video: