I’m gonna go ahead and assume that you are playing Pokemon Go.

I’ve played video games almost my entire life and I’ve seen titles blow up before. I can think of multiple times that I’ve stood in an around the block line to get a new game at midnight. I’ve never seen anything like Pokemon Go. I walked out of work the other day and could see pods of humans “Huntin’ the Mons”. As I walked to my vehicle, a car pulled up and vomited forth a tide of ball-slinging maniacs with a thirst for monsters. There will be a time when Pokemon Go is old news but I have no idea when that will be. This is our lives now. We’re steeping in it.

Now watch this video while I go catch a baker’s dozen of Rattata: