I’ve been enjoying Konami’s games almost as long as I’ve been playing games, and had a blast with them, but they’re kinda being a dick right now. They’re flushing a bevy of classic franchises down the toilet to make freakin’ cell phone games. Castlevania, Contra, Silent Hill, who the hell knows when they’ll be back and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna whip vampires by tapping a damn screen!

I was also just getting comfortable with digital download as a means to enjoy my games, but these guys basically just wiped a game from existence. If they really wanted to be assholes they could update P.T. and make it unplayable and since it was free I’m not sure there’s a damn thing anyone could do about it.

P.S. There are still two comics coming this week and the second one will hit you on Friday.