This is, by far, the best post fourth of July comic about our nations birth you’ll read today.

I hope all of you had a fantastic holiday.  Myself, I went back home to Tennessee and witnessed the best that humanity has to offer. There was a guy who looked like a white-trash Theon Greyjoy and so many American flag shirts that there must have been a Tommy Hilfiger outlet nearby that was just empty.

In conclusion, I’m concluding.