There is a tiny, irrational monster in the back of my brain that’s screaming for all of those games so he can swim in them like a very rich duck. THERE WERE OVER 11,000 GAMES!!

Also don’t take the comic to mean that I dislike sports games.  I’ve played and enjoyed a few NCAAs and NHLs in my time.  The undeniable fact is that those games lose value far  more quickly than any other type of game.  Pretty much the day a new game in a franchise comes out the old version is worth about negative fifteen dollars.