I live in Alabama (it’s okay to laugh) and there are a shitload of coniferous trees down here, trees that want to make love to every atom of every thing in existence. This time of year pollen coats the world. The other day I was outside for a couple of seconds talking on the phone, I pulled the phone away from my face to check a notification and the screen started turning yellow before my very eyes! I’m environmentally conscious, I recycle, so please trees, STOP TRYING TO SEX-UP MY WHOLE BODY, INSIDE AND OUT!! You’re a pervert, trees.

I’m aware that today is April Fools day and, me being quite foolish, you may expect that I enjoy this pseudo holiday…I do not.

Here’s Wednesday’s comic being created real fast. LOOK AT IT!!