I’m not taking up for Hitler, that dude was a real shit, but I doubt he exited the womb as a hate-filled baby. When time travel is involved I’m pretty sure there are a thousand alternatives to babycide. Is that a word?
USE YOUR IMAGINATION
I’m not taking up for Hitler, that dude was a real shit, but I doubt he exited the womb as a hate-filled baby. When time travel is involved I’m pretty sure there are a thousand alternatives to babycide. Is that a word?
USE YOUR IMAGINATION
Of course! There are lots of alternatives to babycide! Combining what I know from movies about time travel, the best way to keep a baby from being born is to go back a little farther in time and screw up his parent’s relationship in a semi-humorous fashion. FYI, the laws or relativity require it to be a semi-humorous event. Otherwise, it somehow causes a completely non-humorous temporal paradox and unravels the fabric of the space-time continuum. Anyway, they probably met at a dance called U-Boats Under the Sea or something like that. Just go back to that dance and put a woopy cushion in the would-be daddy Hitler’s seat. And, botta bing botta boom, mom marries Biff von Biffington instead and no more baby Hitler.
Defeating the fuhrer with fake farts, I approve of this plan!