How many farts have been let on the chair you’re sitting in right now. Think about that the next time you’re at someone else’s home. Speaking of homes, I have to paint part of the outside of mine this weekend and since I live in Alabama, that means that I will surely be devoured by mosquitoes. I hope you’re gonna have fun. C’mon, do it for me.

Here’s a new time lapse to take your mind off of my inevitable exsanguination.