Finally, you too can dress like you’ve been dragged through a wet ditch. And at only $425, you sure as hell aren’t going to wish you’d bought a game system and something to play on it instead.

I don’t know what you’re getting up to this weekend but I’m gonna start a fight with the fire ants in my yard. If there’s any free time left after that maybe I’ll climb up on the roof and play Russian gutter-cleaner. That’s a game where I try not to fall to my death. FUN!

Have a good weekend and stay off the roof, you maniacs!