Let this be a lesson to you all, never feed a turtle pizza, no matter how “Rad” it might seem.
My brothers and I had four turtles when we were kids and they were awesome. We found them in the yard and them put them in a small glass box, you know, like animals dream of. We didn’t feed them pizza but I’m pretty sure we all wanted to. If I recall, I think they ate a lot of bloodworms, but don’t quote me on that. Anyway, this pet story ends with a poorly thrown football indoors, which I believe wiped out everyone but Michelangelo. He was then released back into the wild.
LESSON LEARNED
