I think it’s clear what we have to do now. Put pants on every single animal on earth to determine their comedic worth. My money is on the pangolin. If by some chance you have no idea what I’m talking about then you clearly haven’t seen this:

That thing I said was coming today is almost done, but I want it to be extra good for you so I’m pushing it just one more time.

Unfortunately there are no chickens in this video, but it does have some wicked fast arting: