Based on a true story. We went to see the Peanuts Movie at the dollar theater the other night and the projector was, in fact, flickering horribly. It was driving me nuts so I went to lodge a complaint and the manager assured me that she’d take care of it right away with the biggest nicest grin on her face. I took her at her word, big mistake. I started to get upset and then I realized that the price you pay for a ticket in this place isn’t enough to replace a toilet let alone a projector. The movie was fantastic, but I’m pretty sure the flashing permanently broke my brain.

I’m rushing to get this one done so I can get it in before a possible tornado hits. I hope you’re someplace safe reader.