This may or may not be adapted from a conversation that took place while playing Halo Reach with some of my best buds this weekend. Reach was super cheap on the Live marketplace this month so I picked it back […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for February, 2014
I know these people live in a land whose sun is probably more like a darkness spewing sky anus, but is that any reason for all the attitude. The first few people you meet let you know that they hate […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So apparently sonic joined the Nathan Drake fan club and just got his decoder scarf in the mail. To be honest I actually don’t mind the new look I just hope that with it comes a new Sonic game worth […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah, uncles and grandmas may not care that your prepubescent self is out in the woods stabbing octopi, but your mom sure as hell does. I’ve known plenty of people without a mom and dad who’ve led reasonably boring lives, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why does he wear that tie? Was some guy like,”Whoa, we can’t have a naked gorrilla! Cover his shame.” Then they added pants and he says,”An ape with pants? Seriously? Nobody’s gonna buy that… put a tie on him.”
Look, I could give less of a crap what Flappy Bird ripped off. Because, lets be honest, there wasn’t an original bone in that bird’s body. I don’t care because there are a billion apps out there doing the same […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My fear isn’t even that the movie will suck. I know it’s going to suck and that won’t effect me one way or the other. What I am afraid of though is that this shit pile will effect the excellent […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For the record, fanny packs are incredibly useful and absolutely uncool. I once had an awesome Nintendo one that held all of my Gameboy stuff and I’d be lying if I told you I wouldn’t strap that sucker back on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…