I got on a run of watching smartphone destruction videos the other day and I started wandering just how many people have attempted to start one of those channels and just went broke in the process. Unless you get some […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think it’s clear what we have to do now. Put pants on every single animal on earth to determine their comedic worth. My money is on the pangolin. If by some chance you have no idea what I’m talking […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes you underestimate a fart and it goes machine gun on your ass. I’m a highbrow humorist and don’t you forget it. I’m working on something big that I’d hoped to show you today but I think it’s gonna have […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you ever find yourself in this situation don’t be a smart ass. I hear Death breaks out Settlers of Catan for cool people. I’m gonna try to see Kubo and the Two Strings this weekend. You got any big […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have an invasive species in my yard right now. It’s not a fish, it’s fire ants. You can’t throw a cat, no matter the size, at a pile of fire ants and believe me, I’ve tried. In case you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some people read books, some people use their cellphones, maybe some people just get down to business. Me? I like to read. If I can’t peruse articles on the internet, and I don’t have a magazine or book, I’ll sometimes […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am sick as a dog right now, but two days ago I wasn’t, and I went with my friends to see a double feature of Suicide Squad and Lights Out. Suicide Squad is not good but I may get […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have a dishwasher, so I really can’t complain too much about washing dishes, but there are some things that won’t fit in there and that I hate to hand wash. Carafes, really large cups, certain skillets, these things can […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You’ve seen it before. Whether it’s Harrison Ford hocking presidential candidates or your elderly gram-gram asking for likes on Facebook, you cannot trust any image of a person holding a piece of paper. Here’s something that you can trust, another […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
