If there’s one place in this world where you can feel free to fart loudly and proudly, without fear of judgement, it’s the bathroom. Public or private, it doesn’t matter just let the gas pass, my friend and if some […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for June, 2017
Say you’re sitting on the toilet and you notice a bug in your house. Could be a spider, could be a roach, could be a mosquito, doesn’t really matter. The point is, that insect/arachnid now has you at an extreme […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Something I should probably have learned by the time I reached my thirties: If you’re taking a nap, and the rest of your day isn’t wide open, set a damned alarm. It’s been nothing but constant rain around here lately, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is what happens when you’re catching up on Twin Peaks and watching a lot of footage of Super Mario Odyssey.
There have been quite a few celebrities pass away over the past year or so that I had a great admiration for. I wish I had gotten around to making comics for a lot of them. Harold Ramis specifically comes […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes a giraffe just wants a taco. If you’re wandering the plains or at the zoo, and you see a giraffe struggling, give’em a hand, wouldja? BE A NATURE FRIEND
I know there are still a lot of baseball fans out there. I’m just not sure they outnumber fans of other stuff. I never played baseball as a kid, but my cousins did, and I have mad respect for anyone […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not to brag, but there’s a shed behind my house. Sometimes I wonder if there are snakes in it. I’ll tell you one thing, there are definitely ants and spiders in there. Also some birds. Again, not bragging.
A bat comes out in the daytime and everyone assumes it has rabies but a bird chirps it up at night and it’s just eccentric? Double standards!! I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m actually looking forward to seeing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…