Fruit flies, nature’s interdimensional travelers. They are the insect equivalent of the call that’s coming from inside the house. There’s at least one floating it’s smug ass around my house right now because I made the grave mistake of trying […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Apparently, Henry Cavill is under contract to maintain a mustache for a Mission Impossible film while he has to do reshoots for Justice League. They’re gonna spend a fortune editing out that lip warmer. At least this isn’t a new […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We need more products in the vain of Capn Crunch’s Oops All Berries. Everybody loves toaster strudel Icing so I figured it was a sure fire hit. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some product testing followed by a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I went on vacation last week. Did you notice? Probably not, because I created the first buffer I’ve ever been able to achieve. I got a whole week ahead! Then I got home and was back at square one. I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When I get down to the bottom of the cereal box I just go in with my hand and grab the cereal. The only other option I can think of is to get a sifter and pan for the whole […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maybe you’ve had a different experience but whenever I’ve had a soda from one of those Freestyle machines it tastes like a slurry of all the different flavors in the machine. No sir, I don’t like it.
We can’t all be winners Bossk. I think Bossk tried to start the ranch without relying on the lottery but the loan officer at the Imperial bank was racist against lizard guys. Hope your weekend is better than Bossk’s!
Rodney is back everybody! Hope you had a great 4th or a great Tuesday, depending on where you live. Molly Beans has a new voicemail out which I may or may not have done a little VO for. (For those […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
