My wife and child are out of town at the moment which leaves me with the opportunity to get into all sorts of mischief. For example, my family likes cheese pizza pretty much exclusively. I like to live on the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for March, 2018
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I don’t know if I’d call myself vain per se, I don’t pay for haircuts or wear super nice clothes or anything. Don’t get me wrong, I shower on the reg and comb my hair and all that jazz but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s a hole in the eaves of my home that’s been there for almost a decade. The other day I saw a squirrel hanging out in there and I gave it a very stern talking to. I don’t want to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Did you know that poop can be seen from space? A lot of people just got a new goal in life. Have a great weekend, you randomly generated clowns!
No matter how clean you think your mouth is, there’s always gonna be a few of those little blue dots in the sink. Stop it, mouthwash!! Don’t you think I know I’m a terrible slob! Have a great weekend, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
