Maybe you’ve seen the giant cow that’s taking the internet by storm. …it’s big. Have a great weekend, you silly shrimps!
Archive for November, 2018
Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and if you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, I hope you gorged yourself on delicious foods for no reason at all. Have a wonderful weekend, you shopping-bag bandits!!
I try not to shop at Walmart. I still do, because it’s closer than some other stores and sometimes I’m tired, or lazy, or both. I will not, however, under any circumstances buy produce from Walmart. Maybe it’s the awful […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hoo boy internet, you got me good. I thought for sure that Monster Energy Ham was real, it was just too stupid not to be. Now Monster actually has to make it…right? It could go perfectly with the caffeinated cheese […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I will not steal my daughters Halloween candy. I will not steal my daughters Halloween candy. I will not steal my daughters Halloween candy. I will not steal my daughters Halloween candy. I will not steal my daughters Halloween candy. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…