My kid has been sick most of the week and I’m tired. Not too tired to deliver a first class butt joke, but tired none the less. Have a good one, you alien plasma cannons!
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We live in a world of smart devices and curated playlists. All of our digital subscriptions are constantly pinging us for information to tailor things to our specific tastes. None of that makes a damn bit of difference if the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am sick as a dog right now, but two days ago I wasn’t, and I went with my friends to see a double feature of Suicide Squad and Lights Out. Suicide Squad is not good but I may get […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hope you had a fun holiday weekend. We hung out with family and saw some hot air balloons take off, which was pretty great. What was weird is that they had set up an outdoor stage on the hot […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How many farts have been let on the chair you’re sitting in right now. Think about that the next time you’re at someone else’s home. Speaking of homes, I have to paint part of the outside of mine this weekend […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Once, when I was but a lad, I went on a camping trip with my older brother and his friends. They somehow convinced me to do a sit-up with my eyes closed and what followed is pretty much what happens […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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This is why you should always handle the grave robbing yourself. This is the first in a month of comics all dedicated to the fine holiday of Halloween. So, sit back, relax and enjoy the frightful funnies until November. BOO!
Bloodborne is great! Except for the load times, they can go to hell! Anyways I gotta get back to work…yeah…work. YOU DIED!
I’m so excited for the release of Bloodborne next week it’s hard to concentrate on anything else. Bloodborne’s coming out next Tuesday. DID I MENTION BLOODBORNE
Dogs, amiright? I went to a friend’s apartment the other night to watch Repo Man and his dog just kept taking a dump in the floor and then staring at me, as if to say,” You’re welcome.” She had been […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
