Reggie Fils-Aime is retiring from Nintendo after what seems like a million years and I’m gonna miss that guy something awful. Taking his place is a “man” named Doug Bowser. I wrote a comic about him once. Lets hope Mario […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We don’t do spanking in my house but when I was a kid it was still very much what the people call “a thing”. Most times it was hand or belt but on special occasions you got to go pick […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know how I pulled myself away from Breath of the Wild long enough to write this comic or this post, or to eat and sleep for that matter. This game has everything I’ve ever loved about Zelda with […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I miss Samus too, Reggie. More in the way you miss an old friend than an old flame, but I miss her. There’s always been two very different sides to Samus, the tough-as-nails bounty hunter and the lady who runs […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There has to be a middle ground, Nintendo. I have money, you have a product I want to purchase, and yet you will not allow me to buy this product from you. I can be patient but I’m not so […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy early Thanksgiving, I hope that if you aren’t currently surrounded by the ones you love eating way too much food, that you will be soon. I also hope you don’t end up in a horrible, awkward argument with anyone. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nintendo just hired a guy named Bowser to be their VP of sales. He claims to be a human named Doug. NOBODY’S BUYING IT “DOUG”
I’m so excited for the release of Bloodborne next week it’s hard to concentrate on anything else. Bloodborne’s coming out next Tuesday. DID I MENTION BLOODBORNE
Why does he wear that tie? Was some guy like,”Whoa, we can’t have a naked gorrilla! Cover his shame.” Then they added pants and he says,”An ape with pants? Seriously? Nobody’s gonna buy that… put a tie on him.”
