There are a lot of spiders outside of my house. There are also a lot of roaches outside my house. The only reason I have for why there are still a lot of roaches is that spiders have a more […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Every time I cruise past a spider, which is way more often than I’d like, I think to myself, “Was that the one?” Did I just pass up the chance to have great power to go along with my great […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s all be thankful that spiders can’t seem to get their shit together. May your weekend be spider free.
Today’s comic is based on an idea my wife had. There was no spider diarrhea or “spiderrhea” in her version. Just so you know, even though I’m giving Chipotle shit in this one, I still eat there. It was almost […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey there, what are you doing? Put that down and come over here, let me spin you a yarn. One time I went to Applebee’s with my friends. I ate a steak and drank vodka, the meal was thoroughly alright. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hope you had a fantastic fourth on Monday, even if you don’t live in the U.S. My family and I spent a good deal of ours in the car, passing between Tennessee and Alabama. It was kind of amazing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s been quite a week. I now have access to a Microsoft Hololens, which is a magical device that turns you into Tony Stark. I used it to put a holographic chimp at my desk! That’s not even the best […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What’s the end-game here spiders? I could kind of understand if I drove a Volkswagen Beetle, but I do not. Did you get that joke spiders? PROBABLY NOT