There are only a few places where you should feel free to let the gas flow, bathrooms, the great outdoors, and anywhere they force you to stretch. THEY CALL THIS POSE THE BREEZY PROPHET
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I feel weird when I mix milk from two different jugs. Even more so if they’re from different brands or stores, no idea why. HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE
Look, you can eat and drink whatever makes you happy, but when I hear about people charging a premium for infused water, or paying one for alkaline water, I start staring into the middle distance for long periods of time. I can tell […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is pretty much the conversation that I had with my friend Jason the other day. For the record, the F-word Reggie was thinking of was frightful. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
Another pointless rerelease of Star Wars is coming. I had heard rumblings that Disney was going to bring out the original, unaltered Star Wars trilogy on blu ray for the holidays, but I was pretty sure that it was too good […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They spooned for eight straight hours. Baxter has no clue what sex is. YOU NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME
Crazy stuff happens on the fourth of July. One time I saw my dad blast his eyebrows off with a mortar shell. Another time I thought I blew-up my little brother with a bunch of firecrackers we had tied together. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy 40th birthday Jaws! This comic has almost nothing to do with Jaws. SHARKS BE MAKING BANK ON THEM TEEF
I went to see It Follows this weekend and it was a decent film with some really great music. Without getting too spoilery, there’s a scene in the movie featuring a very naked old man, and you certainly won’t be […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…