I’ve been enjoying Konami’s games almost as long as I’ve been playing games, and had a blast with them, but they’re kinda being a dick right now. They’re flushing a bevy of classic franchises down the toilet to make freakin’ […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t we all chase our tails from time to time? I’M DEEP…LIKE A BRAIN OCEAN
When we moved into our house way back in 2008, we wanted to get in quick, so we skimped on the inspection. Later, when the pipes in the basement started regurgitating sewage like chocolate in Wonka’s factory, I learned that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We came home the other night and there was a fairly large salamander on our doorstep. He was a real badass too because he didn’t give a shit that we were stepping all around him to get inside. Eventually I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
People seem to be going nuts over the news that there is going to be a sequel series to Full House. Don’t get me wrong, I used to watch that show all the time, but I don’t particularly remember liking […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let this be a lesson to you all, never feed a turtle pizza, no matter how “Rad” it might seem. My brothers and I had four turtles when we were kids and they were awesome. We found them in the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Marvel TV train just keeps on rolling, doesn’t it? Daredevil is a great show and he does kick the fecal matter straight out some colons. If you aren’t watching it, rectify that situation immediately. Just get any small children […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Unlike Reggie, I’m excited as hell about the free upgrade. Excited about the speed increase, that is, maybe not so much about the inevitable shit storm of last second A.I. power grabs. I’m trying really hard not to just write […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why, oh why can’t these things be real? Can I just add to that list a new 2D Metroid for home console as well. It’s April first so, after you’ve checked out this comic, do yourself a favor and stay […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bloodborne is great! Except for the load times, they can go to hell! Anyways I gotta get back to work…yeah…work. YOU DIED!
