I’m gonna see both of my brothers this weekend. It will be the first time we’ve all been together in years. I’m gonna find a way to fart and blame it on both of them. This will be my greatest […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Set a reminder: They’re always watching, always listening. In other news, I get to get a root canal today. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!! Have a great weekend, you rotten gum-totems!!
Happy Friday the 13th!! The hockey masks are polished and the lake has been dredged for bodies, lets party! If you’re looking for me this evening, I’ll be on a deck with some buddies watching Joe Bob Briggs ride off […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hope you had a pleasant 4th of July. I spent it out in the Alabama humidity sweating like a pig and then getting on a carnival ride with my daughter that almost made me produce biological fireworks. Spinning rides […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The weather here has been a constant cloud of body-evaporating humidity that is frequently interrupted by power-devouring storms and it’s causing my sinuses to revolt in a most violent nature. The one ray of light in these dark days is […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was never really interested in trying PUBG or Fortnite but when the latter launched on the Switch I decided to give it a try. I like it a lot. I see why it appeals to so many people, it’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We live in a world of advertising. I accept that it’s everywhere, and I understand why a lot of it exists. The one thing I’ll never understand is why I have to watch a commercial before I can watch a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They said it couldn’t be done, but we showed them! …We have fun here. Maybe I’ll tell you about something else later, maybe not. Keep checking this page every thirty seconds to find out.
Gilbert’s fear was originally going to be fruit bats, then I found out that fruit bats are part of a group called Megabats and I immediately changed it. You may have heard this already if you follow the comic Don’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…