The weather has been unseasonably warm around here lately and that means it’s only a matter of time until the bloodsuckers start coming out of the woodwork. I’m no fan of ticks, they carry diseases and itch like the damn […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The world’s smartest cow broke free of its meaty bonds this week and instead of giving it a damn medal and letting it retire to a nice Swiss farm, the cops hustled it’s ass right back to death row. I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I want to be very clear, I wish no harm to Gary Busey, whatsoever. I’m really not a huge fan of bad things happening to anyone, but when people you like and respect pass away, sometimes the brain starts doing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well I made it at least two posts into 2016 without making a dick joke. THROW ME A PARTY
I saw a truck for Dr. Cool Heat and Air Repair the other day and the fellow driving it was, shall we say, lacking in outward cool. This guy didn’t have a katana. Hell, he didn’t even have a mustache. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey there loyal reader, I’m kinda taking a mulligan on this one so I can get Christmas ready for my daughter, but you have my word that I shall deliver a three comic week sometime in the near future to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m avoiding the internet entirely until after 7:00 P.M. tonight. If you need to reach me before I see Star Wars, go to the deepest part of the woods and hoot like a barn owl. I’ll find you. IT HAS […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If someone asks me for spare change or a dollar I’ll give what I got. I do miss the days when the question was, ” Can you spare some change?” Every time I’ve been asked recently the person launches into […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thanks be to you, readers! I hope you are having a week of full bellies and comfy naps. HAPPY TURKLE FLURKLE
The Smell-O-The Tubes
Ah, good old comment sections. I’ve had one on this site a few times, and I got a couple friendly words, but when I compared that to the 40,000 spam comments about purses, Lipitor, and Lasik, or those classic ones […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…