I feel weird when I mix milk from two different jugs. Even more so if they’re from different brands or stores, no idea why. HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE
Archive for gilbert
180 results.
This is pretty much the conversation that I had with my friend Jason the other day. For the record, the F-word Reggie was thinking of was frightful. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
Another pointless rerelease of Star Wars is coming. I had heard rumblings that Disney was going to bring out the original, unaltered Star Wars trilogy on blu ray for the holidays, but I was pretty sure that it was too good […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Toronto went ape for a dead raccoon and now Rodney’s getting a big damn head about it. SHUT UP RODNEY
Did you ever let a fart and it sounded like your ass was calling out to something? On another note, I saw Jurassic World and it was a damn good time. I’ve read and heard some unfavorable reviews and for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They spooned for eight straight hours. Baxter has no clue what sex is. YOU NEVER FORGET THE FIRST TIME
Crazy stuff happens on the fourth of July. One time I saw my dad blast his eyebrows off with a mortar shell. Another time I thought I blew-up my little brother with a bunch of firecrackers we had tied together. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My wife recently got a fitbit and suggested that I may want to aquire one as well. I must admit, I’m interested in finding out if the device has some sort of lazy asshole alarm on it, because it will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not a huge fan of McDonalds food, but I do enjoy a good wacky character. You don’t get much more nuts than a guy whose sole purpose in life is to burgle meat patties, and there’s a lot you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
