If you ever thought Cylops was too strict or kind of a jerk, just think about the fact that he probably had a 24/7 headache. This is the last Halloween comic for the year, unless you’re a 5 dollar patron […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Do bidets work well? Not buying toilet paper sounds awesome but ending up with a wet butt that also isn’t totally clean sounds like a HUGE bummer. *pun intended* Be good to each other, you international travellers!
I may not be all brittle bones and sagging skin just yet, but I’m definitely seeing some changes. Eyebrow hairs that decide to grow to twelve feet, my Wolverine-style healing factor slowing way down, having a crown that I constantly […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This Sunday is Father’s Day and I’m a dad. This means that hopefully my family will be taking me out for sushi (HINT,HINT) …They don’t read this comic. How in the hell am I gonna get that sweet-sweet sush? Sushi […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dogs be poopin’, amiright? Things have been a little crazy around here as of late but they are sure to slow WAY down in June. Here’s to your schedules being wide open and your pockets remaining full. Have a great […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man, what a May 3rd this is. We’ve certainly lost people from Star Wars in the past but having Carrie Fisher and Peter Mayhew go so close to one another is a real bummer. Here’s hoping they’re enjoying each other’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gilbert, being a Kurt Russell terrier, is a natural ratter. I saw a travel show once where they went to a restaurant that had a cage full of snakes that people picked from, like you would a lobster, and after […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I dunno, what do you want to eat? Don’t say pizza, I had that for lunch. Have a great weekend, you slimer ghosts!
Poor Reggie, he’s never gonna live that down. I mowed the yard today so I have about two pounds of pollen in my lungs. I hope the bees don’t find out. Have a great weekend, you jammy dodgers!!
This is how taxes should be done. I want money for every person I depend on and spoiler alert: I depend on all of you! BTW if you wanna help get me some sweet, sweet pizza, you become a backer […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…