I thought our dog was getting the hang of the whole “I scratch the door when I have to do my business” thing…I was wrong. What my dog actually learned is “If I scratch this door, someone’s gonna open it.” […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Most of the drink machines where I work take cards but I get around that because I’ve cut back on sodas. (It also doesn’t hurt that the card readers are almost always broke on those machines.) This week, I discovered […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today is the beginning of RGBros. Year 4! I’ve done about 311 of these things, that’s crazy to me. If this was a Harry Potter movie, I’d have fabulously shaggy hair…why is my life not a Harry Potter film? If you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hatchimals is a big thing this year, not for me, but I can understand. Would I take a Nes Classic if I knew it would bite me repeatedly…let me get back to you on that one. We lost another great […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I got a carpet cleaner on sale recently and I tested it out the other day. Yeah, turns out my carpet is full of the devils tears. The water that I poured out after running that machine was so dark […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I really enjoyed season one of Westworld, I didn’t read any theories or think pieces, I just watched. If you like to indulge in such things, I don’t look down on you for it, I just prefer to watch a narrative […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I got a flu shot the other day and surprise, I’m one of the lucky people who gets some flu-like symptoms from the shot. Lucky me. I have a longer story about my visit at the doctor’s office that I’ll […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Deodorant works like that, right? I haven’t reapplied in a week now and I’m fine. I have no more friends or colleagues, but I’m fine. Before you say it, I know I didn’t put out any time lapse videos lately. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…