What magic is contained in gasoline that lies above the grasp of the regular folk? I’ll probably never know. I’ll be honest with you folks, I’ve been traveling around too much lately. I’m the type of person to whom travel […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic is loosely based on an article I read on The Verge. Not a whole lot else going on right now except that every plant around is trying to kill me with its yellow love dust. To mark this […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
C’mon, you know somebody’s tried this. Long before Michelangelo’s David, artists were trying to perfectly capture some dudes junk, and today millions of young creators are adding their own cods to the annals of history. I ask you this: Can the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I keep my discs scratch-free, and yes, I keep all those stupid cardboard sleeves that they come in. I haven’t been to a doctor or a dentist in over a decade! That is not a boast, I’m not proud of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Luckily my parents aren’t too bad about this kind of thing, but I’ve seen plenty of folks even now with a huge HD or 4k television and low and behold there’s nothing but a damn DVD player hooked up. It’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The weather has been unseasonably warm around here lately and that means it’s only a matter of time until the bloodsuckers start coming out of the woodwork. I’m no fan of ticks, they carry diseases and itch like the damn […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My daughter has no idea what “flipping the bird” is or what it stands for, but that hasn’t stopped her from doing it constantly. All kids do this, they point at stuff or pick some boogs and you look at […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, here we are, the end of another week. What have I been doing, you ask? I binge watched the first season of Better Call Saul and loved every minute of it. Breaking Bad was an excellent show but it […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Two things I know about sharks: They give no shits about human dental woes and they love Goofus and Gallant. Ask a marine biologist, they will back me up on this! Hell, I’m thirty three and I still love finding […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Smell-O-The Tubes
Ah, good old comment sections. I’ve had one on this site a few times, and I got a couple friendly words, but when I compared that to the 40,000 spam comments about purses, Lipitor, and Lasik, or those classic ones […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…