I was at an Arby’s the other day, getting some milkshakes for my daughter and I, when the guy in the drive through window informed me that the bill had been covered by the car ahead of me. I thought […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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What’s the end-game here spiders? I could kind of understand if I drove a Volkswagen Beetle, but I do not. Did you get that joke spiders? PROBABLY NOT
Did you ever let a fart and it sounded like your ass was calling out to something? On another note, I saw Jurassic World and it was a damn good time. I’ve read and heard some unfavorable reviews and for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Crazy stuff happens on the fourth of July. One time I saw my dad blast his eyebrows off with a mortar shell. Another time I thought I blew-up my little brother with a bunch of firecrackers we had tied together. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My wife recently got a fitbit and suggested that I may want to aquire one as well. I must admit, I’m interested in finding out if the device has some sort of lazy asshole alarm on it, because it will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy 40th birthday Jaws! This comic has almost nothing to do with Jaws. SHARKS BE MAKING BANK ON THEM TEEF
I just beat Bloodborne for the second time this week and I started thinking about all the monster ass my character has been hands on with. It’s A LOT. If, by some chance, you haven’t played Bloodborne and now your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not a huge fan of McDonalds food, but I do enjoy a good wacky character. You don’t get much more nuts than a guy whose sole purpose in life is to burgle meat patties, and there’s a lot you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gilbert considers toilets to be crude, barbaric and a waste of good drankin’ water. As for not being able to operate a doorknob, that may be more like those people who are extremely booksmart but can’t boil water to make […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…









