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Gilbert, being a Kurt Russell terrier, is a natural ratter. I saw a travel show once where they went to a restaurant that had a cage full of snakes that people picked from, like you would a lobster, and after […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I dunno, what do you want to eat? Don’t say pizza, I had that for lunch. Have a great weekend, you slimer ghosts!
Poor Reggie, he’s never gonna live that down. I mowed the yard today so I have about two pounds of pollen in my lungs. I hope the bees don’t find out. Have a great weekend, you jammy dodgers!!
I enjoy virtual reality but I think I need to do it more often because every time I finish playing my arms feel like jello. Now, I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking, “Josh why don’t you just workout more […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WHAAAAAA? A new format!?! That’s right suckas, I’m giving you 33.333333333% more panels. I know, I know, it’s like Christmas pooped out a birthday! Have a great weekend, you panel-rich professionals!
This is how taxes should be done. I want money for every person I depend on and spoiler alert: I depend on all of you! BTW if you wanna help get me some sweet, sweet pizza, you become a backer […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve just recovered from the flu and ley me tell ya, I do not recommend getting it. Since my return to life I’ve played a few rounds of Tetris 99, a game where you play Tetris against 98 other people. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ben Affleck is out as Batman so I expect Warner Bros. to be giving me a call any minute now. They know I got the goods! Have a great weekend, you leathery-winged avengers!
The game should be called “Dig, Doug” Dont @ me! Have a great weekend, you cavern-carving curmudgeons!!