If a Ziploc bag like this exists, I couldn’t find it online the other day.

If I get a bag of nuts or trail mix at a gas station I don’t pour it into my hand. I’m a busy man, nuts go straight in the mouth. Nothing funny about saying that out loud in a crowded room. Try it at the next party you’re at and I guarantee the only reaction you will receive is a knowing head nod from all in attendance.

Well, I gotta get back to Zelda because I don’t have a problem, you do.