My daughter has no idea what “flipping the bird” is or what it stands for, but that hasn’t stopped her from doing it constantly. All kids do this, they point at stuff or pick some boogs and you look at em with their middle fingers high and your brain says, “Why child? Why do you wish me ill will?” and the kid just sits there kicking their goddamn feet back and forth, grinning like an idiot. They don’t know no better.
Adults and old people who try to use their middle finger to point at stuff? Nobody is buying your bullshit. You know exactly what you’re doing. I may not stop you, but I sure as hell reserve the right to glare a hole in your big dumb head.
STOP IT
