What a missed opportunity.

If you aren’t familiar with Mark Wahlberg’s rendition of  “You Got the Touch” you need to see this.

If you don’t know what that song has to do with the Transformers, then you haven’t seen the best Transformers movie.

And if you don’t recognize either of those I’m not sure we’re going to get along.

Transformers: Age of Extinction should have been a buddy cop movie with Mark Wahlberg driving around in the Generation One Optimus solving crimes.  Then, on the weekends he and Optimus take part in a Stan Bush cover band with Mark on vocals and Optimus on keytar.  The keytar could even be a Transformer that becomes like Joe Pesci from the Lethal Weapon movies.

I JUST GAVE YOU THAT ONE FOR FREE