It might not talk but I assure you, dear reader, the Darth Vader shower head is a real product. So, if your dream is to have Darth Vader stare soullessly into all of your crevices as he cleanses them with his robo-tears, wish granted. I’m making fun of it and kinda wanting it at the same time. Partially to get a quick chuckle every time I get in the shower and partially to make everyone who stays at my house quietly question why they’re aquainted with me. Now, if it was a Han Solo shower head, that’d be cool. Nothing weird about Harrison Ford cry-vomiting water all over your naked body.
