Way way back in the early oughts?…aughts? Back in the early 2000s, before I met my wife, I was dating a girl who gave me a cool shirt as a gift. The shirt fit me really well and I was super proud of it, until a friend of mine saw it and said that the buttons were on the wrong side, which meant the shirt was made for women. Like a fool, I stopped wearing it. Moral of the story is this, kids: Wear whatever the heck you like. This doesn’t mean that others won’t find what you’re wearing ridiculous, but if you’re happy with it, who cares.
My parents are in town and they’ve brought their two dogs with them. The dogs are cool and my daughter has been playing with them for days now. However, with my dog there are three dogs in the house, and each of them pick out different sounds to bark at in the middle of the night. This in turn causes the other two dogs to start barking. Long story short, I haven’t slept well in a few days. Those dogs are damn lucky that they’re so cute.
Guess what’s in my pocket?…You’re wrong, it’s actually a new video!
