Len Wein passed away recently and if you aren’t familiar with who he is, I’ll fill you in a little bit. He’s only the person who invented Wolverine, Swamp thing, and co-created a host of other great characters. So every time you’ve ever walked around your house pretending to pop out invisible claws to make an X-shaped cut in a door before you open it, you should thank Len Wein.
In other, less somber, news a “new” Metroid game is hitting stores this weekend and you should all go out and buy six copies of it because Nintendo has stated that the future of the franchise depends on how well this one sells. If you chumps don’t pitch in and do your part and I don’t get any more Metroid games, I’m gonna be a real pain in the ass to be around for pretty much the rest of my life. You don’t want that on your conscience, do you?
Have a good weekend, you for sure purchasers of Metroid: Samus Returns!!
