Why? Why do this? I can’t count the amount of times some random dude has just come into a restroom where we’re the only two people there, made for the urinal right next to mine when there are a hundred other good ones, and tried to strike up a conversation. Look, this isn’t a sexual thing, these dudes are just looking to offload some anecdotes. No lifetime friendships ever got their start over a twenty second piss.
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR HAUNTED JUNK
