Sometimes, I take my dog outside and she pees and then wanders aimlessly around the yard for what feels like an eternity. Once we’re back inside, the dog having not pooped in the yard, she immediately goes to her food bowl and starts eating like she hasn’t seen food in a month. Guess what happens next…can you guess? Well, if you said go scratch the door like a maniac and beg to go back out, you win.
Poop scarf is a funny phrase.
