They said it couldn’t be done. They said there was no way anyone could make a character as beloved and respected as Aquaman the butt of a joke. Well, I did it. So, I guess what I’m trying to say is this: you’re welcome, internet.

In other news, I finally got around to seeing Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2. It was great! What wasn’t so great was the extreme amount of previews before the movie. I swear there was a solid half hour of them before an extended coke commercial came on and almost made me want to drive to the Coca-Cola Museum in Atlanta and beat the hell out of that robot that gives out free drinks.

Have a good weekend, tandem bikers!