Hey there, what are you doing? Put that down and come over here, let me spin you a yarn.
One time I went to Applebee’s with my friends. I ate a steak and drank vodka, the meal was thoroughly alright. Afterward, in the car, my friend Jeremy started doing a really crazy impersonation of our other friend having sex with his wife while describing every detail of it in a childish fashion. I laughed so hard I threw up the steak in a Walmart parking lot.
The moral of the story is this: Don’t eat at Applebee’s.
Do watch this video:
