This is how taxes should be done. I want money for every person I depend on and spoiler alert: I depend on all of you! BTW if you wanna help get me some sweet, sweet pizza, you become a backer […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I’m gonna see both of my brothers this weekend. It will be the first time we’ve all been together in years. I’m gonna find a way to fart and blame it on both of them. This will be my greatest […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Employers beware, wizards gonna wizard. Why do you think he spends all of his time adventuring and grabbing up goblin treasures and shit? Guy can’t hold down a 9-5. Got big plans for the weekend? Me, I’m gonna hopefully play […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well I made it at least two posts into 2016 without making a dick joke. THROW ME A PARTY
Don’t look it directly in the eyes, that’s how it marks you. There are people in my family (you know who you are) who do Elf on the Shelf and go all out, setting up amazing dioramas on a daily […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Let this be a lesson to you all, never feed a turtle pizza, no matter how “Rad” it might seem. My brothers and I had four turtles when we were kids and they were awesome. We found them in the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
