Martians rent The Martian and find it too white. by Josh Davenport

Damnit Hollywoodland, when I watch a movie called The Martian, I expect to see some monstertruckin’ Martians. Instead we’re treated to Matt Damon’s lily white ass? I HAVEN’T SEEN THE MARTIAN! …WHY AM I YELLING? Probably because I’ve been playing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…