This comic is loosely based on an article I read on The Verge. Not a whole lot else going on right now except that every plant around is trying to kill me with its yellow love dust. To mark this […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for March, 2016
SPOILER ALERT: Now Batman and Superman are both killers…fuck you, Zack Snyder. Tell me this, if Batman has no problem killing how in the hell are they going to justify the Joker being in Arkham? If you want a Batman […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Stormtroopers really can’t hit anything can they. I had to dash this comic out in between doing business things out of town. So just know that this was made with very little sleep or time and on the tiny screen of my […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
C’mon, you know somebody’s tried this. Long before Michelangelo’s David, artists were trying to perfectly capture some dudes junk, and today millions of young creators are adding their own cods to the annals of history. I ask you this: Can the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I keep my discs scratch-free, and yes, I keep all those stupid cardboard sleeves that they come in. I haven’t been to a doctor or a dentist in over a decade! That is not a boast, I’m not proud of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Luckily my parents aren’t too bad about this kind of thing, but I’ve seen plenty of folks even now with a huge HD or 4k television and low and behold there’s nothing but a damn DVD player hooked up. It’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yeah, but not star-nosed moles, right? They are way too weird to be…what!? They’re there too! Hell no, that’s it, I’m out! Someone get me a pamphlet on Scientology (REALLY REALLY KIDDING ABOUT THAT DO NOT SEND ME SCIENTOLOGY TRACTS). […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Damnit Hollywoodland, when I watch a movie called The Martian, I expect to see some monstertruckin’ Martians. Instead we’re treated to Matt Damon’s lily white ass? I HAVEN’T SEEN THE MARTIAN! …WHY AM I YELLING? Probably because I’ve been playing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The weather has been unseasonably warm around here lately and that means it’s only a matter of time until the bloodsuckers start coming out of the woodwork. I’m no fan of ticks, they carry diseases and itch like the damn […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…